I know there are Tootsie Rolls in here somewhere!

Yesh.
That is totally my generic-yet-familiar name, and this is my logo. I go by some form of this name EVERYWHERE (seriously--try it! If you can't find me, drop the underscore).

I do and make stuff, and sometimes it's even interesting! Nah, seriously--I'm a cosplayer, a crafter of whatever strikes my fancy, and a Homestuck/Sollux/Psiioniic fan (amongst many other things). I also love hugs, bacon, and cats.

I'm really friendly, so don't be afraid to ask me stuff about things--I don't bite! In fact, I'm more likely to dive under a table than attack.

I have two cats slowly chipping away at my sanity with their cuteness, and a loving husband who is less sane than I am (we're all crazy here).

(Awesome art by Osi @ digitallyimpaired.tumblr.com!)

Maybe I'll find something to actually dedicate this blog to, but for now, I'm just gonna hang around and figure out how tumblr works...

Grubs & Dolls FAQ
Recent Tweets @

jumpingjacktrash:

askcrossfirehurricane:

bustedcrankshaft:

[OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE BAAAABY

ITS LITTLE POPSICKLE STICK FEETS]

[oh dear god that is so adorable i can’t]

a bel/galley grub dear god help me i’m dying of cute

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(via ceruleancynic)

slut-baby:

"no, n-no thank u"

slut-baby:

"no, n-no thank u"

(via rumminov)

rainbowbarnacle:

ceruleancynic:

nothowthatworks:

ask-team-rush:

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

Nope. Those are real chrysalides, but the butterfly is not. Notice that it’s being held up by a coiled piece of wire? And that in fact its coloration looks a hell of a lot like what happens if you take a blowtorch to sheet copper? It’s someone’s art project and it’s gorgeous, but it is not Mechanitis polymnia, the orange-spotted tiger clearwing, which is what is going to come out of those pretty golden pendants. 

Fun fact: “chrysalis” actually references the Greek for “gold” because so many butterflies show this metallic golden coloration during this stage. 

sorry, guys :(

oh poop I didn’t even see the wire there x_x

Oops, me neither—rainbow butterfly wings are distracting.

But the chrysalis is still awesome.

timedragonclock:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

roachpatrol:

chicksdigthekarkat:

stoner-nepeta:

:33 < jesus christ

i see this blog is off to a great start

perfect

(via variablejabberwocky)

And I was doing so well before I willingly set myself on fire.

(via outofcontextdnd)

every internet argument ever

(via jumpingjacktrash)

(via variablejabberwocky)

queeniman:

wocinsolidarity:

recover-your-beauty:

 The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)

it’s nice to see people who look more like me on my dash.

BEAUTY DIVINE

FINALLY  PEOPLE WITH FUCKING ROLLS GODDAMN 

YES

(via ragamuffin-shauntilly)

retrocausal:

dantalionhuber:

remeber when EVERYONE had their DESCRIPTIONS typed in the style of HOMESTUCK INTROS

You don’t remember that at all and frankly you find the notion a bit absurd. You are in fact quite sure that nobody, least of all yourself, would ever have indulged in such a ridiculous and unnecessary affectation.

Yes, you are absolutely and positively one hundred percent convinced beyond any doubt that this probably never happened.

You quickly put the notion out of mind, and resolve to never think of it again.

(via mercurialmalcontent)

good-url-intolerant:

lefthandedjanice:

This rock is the best fucking rock. It’s the best colour and it’s frosty which is my favourite and it makes these super cute stalagmites that look like Mario hills. It’s called Chrysocolla and it’s amazing.

I have a great need!

(via cherrymilkshake)

oddtogs:

Toothless - mumblefox - takes my son Hiccup for a flight at Emerald City Comicon!

Check out that grin. This right here made his life!

Toothless costume by the amazing Mumblefox

Hiccup costume (and Hiccup) by www.Facebook.com/OddTogs/

(via finalcosplaycorps)

sleep:

what a time to be alive

(via mycomputerismadeofbees)

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

(via midnitedancer)

joyfulldreams:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

Hmmm…go to college…own an Island…go to college…own an island…

Such a choice.

(via midnitedancer)

I can’t afford to hate anyone, I don’t have that kind of time.
Akira Kurosawa (via mllejasmine)

(via jumpingjacktrash)